- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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