- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Fine, ladies first.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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