- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

knock,knock you suck

sky silverstein

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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