- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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