knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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WNBA

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Microwave

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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