- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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