Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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