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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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