why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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