- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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