- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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