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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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There once was this guy and he fell down

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

homosexual

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

just in time?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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