- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

CAVE JOHNSON.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A seal walks into a club.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

I'm Coming

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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