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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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