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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

richard is fag

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Ain't idn't a word.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS