- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I am dyslexic

Irish sobriety

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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