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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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