If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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