What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Poop

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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