BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

no rasist joks

Ham sandwich

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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