- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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