Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

The Oakland Raiders

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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