What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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