My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Jersey Shore.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Your life

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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