why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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whats black and large -me

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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