- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's big and long? My dick.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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