- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

the power to turn magnetism into light

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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