If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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And you honored it I see :P

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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