Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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sadf

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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