- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

tim has no humor

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A seal walks into a club.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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