You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

antonio has a penis head.lol

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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