- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

being sober in a bar fight

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

jd and zach loves vigina

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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