What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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