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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

mark is religion

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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