Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Sir, your wife is dead

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Justin beiber..

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Albert your flies undone.

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Badabing.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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