- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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