- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Your mam is so fat.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

A Fat Kenyan

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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