- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Your mam is so fat.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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