Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Click here to end the world.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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