I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

your face is kinda funny

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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