what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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