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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

9/11

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Ben Affleck

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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