- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

your face is kinda funny

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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