19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

If the 49ers won the superbowl

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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