xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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I have a horse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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