- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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