- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

My mum is called Steve

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.