Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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what is 3+3= 8

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Justin's life

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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