What's worse than this That :(

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

a skinny sumo wrestler

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Anti Joke

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