"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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