- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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