- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

That is so fetch

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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