What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Hey Shea

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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