- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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