- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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