What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Continents are large islands.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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