- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why can't february march Because april may

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

my whole life!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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