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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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