HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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