5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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That is so fetch

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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