Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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