Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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The queen having a shit

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Poop...

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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