A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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