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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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