- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what's white and sticky semen

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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