- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

CFL

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Immigration Laws

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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