whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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