- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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