- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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