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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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