- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Pickles are powerful

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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