- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Pickles are moist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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