- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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