Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

How about that airline food?

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock *open*

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Turkeys are obese

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

im telling maguire

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

I'm rick james bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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