When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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what do you call your mom? mom

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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