- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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