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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Obama lin Baden.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.