How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

cancer

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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