- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Me Neither.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Massie is a fatass

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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