I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Boob

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Justin Bieber

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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N-E Pats never cheated

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Bob Saget that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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